A few nice green card images I found:
Image by Lazarius
That green card means "Yes, serve me more!". Turning it over to its red side means "No more, I’m a wimp."
Image by elkit
My new green card. Which is white, and calls me a PERMANENT RESIDENT. And is issued by the United States of America Department of Homeland Security. Arrived in today’s mail.
(I like you, but you didn’t really think I’d put my fingerprint and alien registration number out on the internet, did you?)